Drunk at a sex toy party

UsR Bebop · 29-07-2010, 05:35

Title: Drunk at a sex toy party
Writer: UsR Bebop
Date: 28th July 2010

Am I the only one tonight that is sober? Sad really. But I heard that some of you lot got drunk as fuck last night to the point where you finally let it all out and brought out your favorite sex toys for all to see (and share?) while you guzzled your Peronis.

First up was the butt-licker toy.

Ok,some of us sure can lick butt on this site if truth be told but this makes it easier. For real, it comes in 3 speeds depending on how much you think you should stimulate whoever's butt. UsR Jason eyed this one especially as it got immediate results. It sure beat people saying to him: great blog, I agree totally, well-said and of course, our favorite --

Next up was TwistedD who after downing a half a dozen Stellas showed his mates his favorite sex toy:

It's his love of animals you see. So he popped this one right in, and could still have it in for all I know, he loves it so much. Even the neighbors heard his drunken neighing and saw him naked prancing about on the lawn, swishing that long tail when he shook his pimply bum. What a sight it must have been. Now UsR Gunner, UsR Sneaky and UsR Mammon even stopped checking their Dead Awaken stamina bar long enough to play horsie with him for a bit, such bonding.

Now does this toy need any explanation?

Of course not and naturally it was UsR UnionJ's pride and joy to show this off. He couldn't stop demonstrating how it worked because as we all know, he sure does love him some titties.

Just about everyone at the party agreed that occasionally some people here can be so full of shit they can use this:

Edd McTed knows that for a fact and takes his everywhere along with his beloved bong. Shit in and shit out as they say and way to go Edd!

Lastly, UsR JimBob has been so quiet lately online but he did show off his new toy. This is what was keeping his hands full apparently:

It is big alright for big wanks and there be a vibrator inside so JimBob's keyboard doesn't need cleaning---much. I wonder if he uses Boy Butter with that?

Anyway, you know these toys are real and available online and I am not advertising and being a shill but just Google "sextoyparty" as I did when I was desperate to crank out this blog and you can get your own shit and have a party, even if just by yourself.

So here's to pleasure of all sorts and I hope your day goes good.