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Title: Community Focus: O PizzaTheHut O
Date: 2nd July 2009
What is your name?
The duke of Nicky the 3rd! : )
What is or would be your gamertag on XBL?
Most would know me as UsR Hitman but it is now O PizzaTheHut O. If you have seen the film Spaceballs you will understand the gamertag. Everyone still calls me Hitman though.
What is your sexual name?
Snuggle tooth.
How much closer are you from birth to deathbed?
After surviving the abortion I am doing really well! lol. I am the sexy age of 25.
Do you have a carrot or acorn cup?
Debatable at the best of times.
What gender are you?
Male.
What poor country and town is damned to hell with your mortal presence?
Sunny old East London. You get a free stabbing on every corner.
What video games, genres and consoles are your favourite?
All time favourite game is Zelda Ocarina of time, Final Fantasy 7,8 and 10, Soul Reaver. Favourite consoles Master System, Mega drive, PS1, PS2, Xbox 360.
If a gay person jumped on your back, would you leave them there or pull him off?
I've never been confused but I might give him the benefit of the doubt! Hehe.
If you were off a deserted island, pick three items from this list what you would take and why...?
* A Barry Manilow CD
* A used condom
* A bucket and spade
* A flux capacitor
* An empty crisp packet with a hole in it
* An Irish compass
* Lipstick that tastes like stale milk
* A cookbook
* A piglet with five legs
* A purple firework
* A rusty spoon
* A copy of Debbie Does Dallas
A flux capacitor so I can go back to 1985, A copy of Debbie does Dallas for those lonely nights and a piglet with five legs to have sex with, then I will eat it!
If gaming didn't exist, what would you most likely have in its place to consume your life?
Tough one. I'd invent gaming lol. I would probably practice on my drum kit more than I do now.
What pisses you off the most about the UsR community?
The ego monster can appear from time to time then that person needs to be brought down a peg or two.
What is the best part of the UsR community?
Loyalty. You start with one UsR you are starting with about 50+ people so be prepared for a preemptive counter attack.
What do you do in life aside from wasting your life away gaming and posting lame posts no one cares about?
Like most people I have job that takes up a lot of my time, my biggest hobby away from gaming is weight lifting and nutrition. At the moment I am taking a break from it as it is something I have done for the better part of 10 years. Hanging out with friends, going cinema, bowling, karting, theme parks, going out to eat, playing the drums, watching boxing, F1, Snooker. Used to study Martial arts, main style was Ishinryu but also studied other styles to compliment Ishinryu and also done a small bit of boxing and adapted it.
Without the use of your hands, type the answer to this question...... What body part did you use to type the answer and how long did it take?
My eye lash! 38.2 seconds.
What YouTube video best summarises you as a person?
What is the best word in the entire world?
Shitpipe.
What is the best one word insult you can think of?
There can be only word to own all other words. CUNT!
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled.
Hitman Nicky as we call him is a wonderful chap. As you can see, he recently stopped being known as Hitman. Was this due to the losses suffered by Mr Hatton? Was this glory hunter being exposed? We uncovered the truth and it turns out the night Hatton got owned, he was not available for some lard arse butt fucking and our Hitman Nicky felt a bit dejected. We hear he will soon be known as UsR Fiffff Eubank.
When you hear Hitman Nicky speak, you would assume he is ginger. He has this gingerness about him that is quite endearing. An endearment mirrored by a postman who delivers mail at 4am. You are happy to see the parcel but what the fuck happened to the timing? Just kidding, we love him but you would be surprised to know he is not ginger. He is in fact only as hairy as a snooker ball. At least bald means no grey hairs!
This is a guy you want to be your friend. Through the tough guy bravado is a calm intelligent guy of great integrity. He is one of the people around here I can genuinely refer to as a cunt and mean it and that is a true term of endearment from me. He earned that status. When the going gets tough, you see his true value as a friend and that is something special. Hand on heart, I can call this man a friend.
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