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- by UsR Jason
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Title: Animals have it so different
Writer: UsR Jason
Date: 26th January 2012
Imagine being an animal. Any animal. Let's take a lion for instance. He has to go shopping daily and that means a well organised hunt for food. Basically, he and his ladies need to go kill something to eat. That involves a chase at 50mph after some deer who makes Usain Bolt look slow. Assuming you kill it, you got to eat it before other cunts come and steal it. While eating, you got to fight the others for a gob full or else you starve.
What about the poor deer. All it can do is eat leaves and shit. One eye on dinner, one eye on behind because the big bad lions are after it. And hyenas. And other big cats like leopards, cheetahs and such. In short, while eating you got to prepare to become the dinner for something else.
What about the elephant. It walks with a purpose. Nothing dares attack it. No crocodiles or lions fuck with elephants. They pull down trees for fun just to eat. They spray water all over the shop and then make huge piles of shit. An easy life I think. The only enemy is human and really adverse weather conditions.
Crocodiles have it easy. Of course, as young, they got to watch out for anacondas who likewise watch out for them but once they reach a decent size, they merely wait for any animal which needs a drink that is not an elephant of course. They then rip the head clean off and eat. Such an easy life. Imagine you grabbing something in your gob, rolling over and eating. All without using your hands. Quite a luxury.
I suppose those who have it bests are dogs and cats really. They can sleep on your bed if they want. They use the sofa you use. They get food prepared for them and best of all nothing is hunting them. Does anything have it better than a dog or a cat?
I mean as humans let's face it we got bills to pay and if not we face eviction. We stress non-stop about cash. We have emotional issues about sometimes nothing at all and why? We use addictive things like drink and drugs to make life easier. We get heartbroken, upset and sometimes people get so down they need therapy or even kill themselves.
So next time you look at a dog or a cat, remember how lucky that creature is. Maybe they could run away if life pissed them off but while they live at home for free having shelter, warmth, food and comfort while you work your arse off to make them happy, they are the ones living the life we all wish we could.
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