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- by UsR Jason
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Title: What the feedback said... more
Date: 6th January 2009
I'm running out of questions, you want me to try n think of any more?
Not really. You are sort of like a disease that makes us want to masturbate with a cucumber and a toothbrush covered in ear wax. It is unhealthy, time consuming and we would rather this mess stop.
Is Santa real?
If you promise to not tell Fireblade, then the answer is no. We killed him and cooked him up for dinner last year. Hitman has now grew a set of bitch tits that will however qualify him for the Santa role.
UsR Rowden's in my party right now, how do I kick him?
You must first fax Jeeves to check if he is covered by kicking insurance. Jeeves will then find a box of cum stained used Kleenex for Rowden to cry into. Jeeves will then put some hot milk on the stove to soothe poor Stefanie. Then you click the kick button and his voice is no longer your problem and very much Jeeves problem.
Are you serious?
No, I am in fact Jason but serious does work the 8am till 8pm shift and if you leave your name, number and message after the beep, we will get back to you. Thank you very much for your query. BEEP.
Can I ask you a question?
I told you before, I cannot marry a ginger mong who likes sex with gay cockroaches. It would not do any of us the world of good to be associated with the other.
If U s R didn't exist, would the alphabet be 3 letters short?
Yes but luckily for you guys, UsR once again saved the world both uppercase and lowercase. What would you do without us eh? It is hypothetical so do not write a forty-seven page misspelt essay on why UsR sucks, set bad examples, swear too much and do all these other bad things. UsR does not fucking swear you dumb little shit faced cunt, so lick my bollocks and shove that up your scabby arse you good for nothing wanker. We set a wonderful example to kids.
Can I be your clan leader pwease?
We have no leader. All your base are belong to us and that includes our leader who is not actually a leader despite being a leader without leading who should lead but in fact does not lead despite showing some leadership qualities that are not used in the leading way you would expect from a non-leading leadership leader of the leading clan on the leading console.
A 'snooker' table (measuring 8 metres by 4m) with 4 'pockets' (measuring 0.5m and placed at diagonal slants in all 4 corners) contains 10 balls (each with a diameter of 0.25m) placed at the following coords:
2m,1m...(white ball)
...and red balls...
1m,5m... 2m,5m... 3m,5m
1m,6m... 2m,6m... 3m,6m
1m,7m... 2m,7m... 3m,7m
The white ball is then shot at a particular angle from 0 to 360 degrees (0 being north, and going clockwise).
Just to make it clear, a ball is 'potted' if at least half of the ball is in area of the 'pocket'
Assuming the balls travel indefinitely (i.e. no loss of energy via friction, air resistance or collisions), answer the following:
a: What exact angle/s should you choose to ensure that all the balls are potted the quickest?
b: What is the minimum amount of contacts the balls can make with each other before they are all knocked in?
c: Same as b, except that each ball - just before it is knocked in - must not have hit the white ball on its previous contact (must be a red instead of course).
d: What proportion of angles will leave the white ball the last on the table to be potted?
You get a fat cunt like Hitman or Diesel to fart really quietly. The room empties. You quickly put all balls into the pockets. No one sees and then you make up the answers. Quite simply really. We could say let Ruthy open her legs but we want to stink the place out, not peel wallpaper, paint and kill everyone.
Is it possible we will see a mini-movie of best UsR comeback moments?
We are never behind to make a comeback. Start to finish, UsR FTW!
If you mean in gaming, no need really. Unless you want to make some because we are too lazy to and in that case, yes we will have lots of nice videos when you send them in to us.
Keep sending questions fuckers. Even the weird ones.
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